A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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