why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
he quoted the bible to break up with me
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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