yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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