Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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