how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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