Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
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What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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