I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
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I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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