If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
please don't ironically join a cult
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