I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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