You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
