Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I skipped work to stalk him.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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