are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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