You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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