you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
That reminds me...we need to get swords
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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