i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
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My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I love you.
Bad choice
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