ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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