Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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