Sponge bath it is.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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