4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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