Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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