I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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