Duck Duck Cougar?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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