Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
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