How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
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He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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