My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
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