yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
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You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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