You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
