Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
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all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
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A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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