and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
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