i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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