How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
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In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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