I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
organizing the empties. That sober.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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