I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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