So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
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WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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