time to smoke my breakfast
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
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I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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