Don't you send me to vm
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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