she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
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Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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