Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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