i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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