Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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