im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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