This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
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WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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