so that wasnt chicken after all
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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