so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
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Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
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Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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