She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
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I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
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Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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