Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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