I am in a vortex of obligation.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
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You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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