How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
