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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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