butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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