making cat noises will not fix the situation.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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