i would punch a child for taco bell
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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