so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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