Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I forgot wine drunk hurts
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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