Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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