she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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