no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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